Miley Cyrus munches on a big black penis cake

Miley's sister will turn out the same way as her.

Don't believe me?

Look up Britney's sister!

Same behavior!!

Thank You GS!

I was only repeating what's been already said and posted on the internet!!

No reason for them to shoot the messenger!!

j7wild wrote:

Miley's sister will turn out the same way as her.

Don't believe me?

Look up Britney's sister!

Same behavior!!

Thank You GS!

I was only repeating what's been already said and posted on the internet!!

No reason for them to shoot the messenger!!

Undoubtedly Billy Ray has pimped out his children. He's turned Miley into some sort of slot machine (I don't need to tell you where her coin dispenser is; I think we've all seen it). Another "stage dad" that has done something similar is Joe Simpson:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!

Creepy. Father talking about his daughter's double D's. But that aside, I'm down with Jess.

She's my favourite trashy white singer!!!



And no-one warbles God Bless America better than Jess!

Miley, Britney etc = pop tarts. Jess = all woman!

that photo of Jessica is too photoshopped.

here's one that's au natural!!

j7wild wrote:

that photo of Jessica is too photoshopped.

here's one that's au natural!!

Even better!

I can imagine she smells like the ocean, too.

j7wild wrote:

that photo of Jessica is too photoshopped.

here's one that's au natural!!

j7wild, keep up with the pics and please give up politics.

tiffanywint wrote:

j7wild wrote:

that photo of Jessica is too photoshopped.

here's one that's au natural!!

Even better!

Nice camel toe!

I like Jessica's sturdier figure, as opposed to the heroin addict waif supermodel look (Giselle Bundchen)

Jessicas Simpson is now available as a bike-parking spot, judging by that pic.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Jessicas Simpson is now available as a bike-parking spot, judging by that pic.

click on the picture and its even more apparent. You could park a Harley.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Jessicas Simpson is now available as a bike-parking spot, judging by that pic.