Arse-end of a marriage

My favourite shone brightly but briefly. I just wish I could remember her name.

She posted that her ex-husband only realised he was gay after 'practicing on her.'

Practicing. Did he take lessons?

I think he fancied a bit of brown. Occurred to him his wife possessed said orifice.

There are a few crazy bints out there who assume "likes anal" = gay. That husband doesn't help the cause.

In his case I think it was true. He preferred that temple to t'other.

She brought all this up in a discussion of the literary merits of FRWL as I recall. :)

Ah, I think i know who you mean. :x

I'll invite her over, and hide this in the archives for the time being.

Yes, apologies. Feel free to split off the deviation ;) and keep your poll.