James Bond Youtube Thread

Someone posted this in a Bond group on facey. Refreshingly void of Craig fanboyism. Also, a voiced cameo from the PainFace.

BrosBond has never been wittier.

what might've helped.

It certainly would have helped. But it wouldn't have fixed the parody that is Fatima Blush, that silly video game, etc.

Thanks for that, Hilly. So much better.

One tries, Blunty.

Fatima, Fatima...so much with that film just is wrong. Couldn't imagine even Helga Brandt or Elektra King getting Bond to write that they were his best lay. Though I guess if McClory say had managed to get another Thunderball remake done in the early noughties maybe Bond would've played Largo in a game of Playstation 2 or some such? Aho

Ha probably. 

RE: Fatima, her final scene was clearly a means to get Bond to use the gadgets within the pen. It didn't feel organic, as it does in the official Bond films. But personally its her over acting that kills it for me, in the entire film. 

IIRC correctly, does she throw a snake into a car to kill someone? 

Watching that opening again though, it is so much better.

Re the snake thing, yes she does.

Here's a thought ... with McClory long dead and NSNA's rights now being with MGM, I wonder if EON would now be allowed to take it and, erm, 'Bondify' it in the way it has been in that clip Hilly posted.

Gunbarrel, Bond theme, non-shit title song (in fact, an entirely new score wouldn't go amiss) etc.

If only, if only they could. A little project before the next actual film comes out. Get Sir Sean to record a new intro and hire Nic Raine/AN Other composer to do a Barry-esque score.

I'd rather not. Continue to showcase NSNA's mediocrity in its original glory. Or destroy every copy. 

If we're to retouch Bond films I'd rather get rid of the slide whistle first.

And then the bloody double-taking pigeon!

And Casino Royale '06. 

And somehow redub Lazenby's voice during Sir Hilary's Night Out.

It's a damn shame they didn't let Lazenby speak in his native accent for the whole picture.

"More like Cunt de Bleuchamp!"

Not only does the film's "story" suffer, so does the plot.

it might've been linked before but, here's to Sir Roge.

Top stuff. Waldek was always the best at this sort of trailer-ing.

Yeah love that tribute.

Something I spotted in Waldek's archives:



Owen Chives or whatever truly would've been the Brosnan you get when you can't get Brosnan.

YouTube in their all knowing wisdom (or lack thereof) between videos of useless stuff recommended me this vid.



as JFK might've said once, my damn head hurts.

CJB wrote:

Something I spotted in Waldek's archives:



Owen Chives or whatever truly would've been the Brosnan you get when you can't get Brosnan.

Excellent editing.

Still can't see the appeal of Clive Owen as Bond, though. Seems about as forced as Craig delivering "Stor--ree" in SF, or his "flirting" with Bond girls.

"Stowee"*

Not bad. Looks a bit like a Gameboy cutscene but I suppose that adds to the 80's vibe.

Have never heard Blondie's unused FYEO track. Somewhat catchy, but on the whole you'd probably say inferior to the Easton number (which itself is one of the duller entries in the series).