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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:25 pm

What makes you think it's a woman?
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:26 pm

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Erm, not really that either. You assume too much, internet weirdo.
 
 
How does that make me an internet weirdo?! There you go again with the incessant name-calling!


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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:26 pm

Largo's Shark wrote:
What makes you think it's a woman?


That physical stuff is so dull...so dull.
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Erica Ambler wrote:
I like my dogs big and strong.

Mrs Aural Sects (Dog Bond) is gone, though...
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:28 pm

General Y Y wrote:
Largo's Shark wrote:
What makes you think it's a woman?

That physical stuff is so dull...so dull.
Maybe you should change your avatar to you-know-who?
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:29 pm

Largo's Shark wrote:
General Y Y wrote:
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What makes you think it's a woman?
That physical stuff is so dull...so dull.
Maybe you should change your avatar to you-know-who?

Silva? Nah...bit too obvious. Like BP petrol.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:29 pm

General Y Y wrote:
Largo's Shark wrote:
General Y Y wrote:
Largo's Shark wrote:
What makes you think it's a woman?
That physical stuff is so dull...so dull.
Maybe you should change your avatar to you-know-who?
Silva? Nah...bit too obvious. Like BP petrol.
Or something. Would increase the comedy value.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:31 pm

Game? I prefer jigsaw puzzles. And I think there's been plenty of comedy already here tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:32 pm

quote="Largo's Shark"]
General Y Y wrote:
Largo's Shark wrote:
General Y Y wrote:
Largo's Shark wrote:
What makes you think it's a woman?
That physical stuff is so dull...so dull.
Maybe you should change your avatar to you-know-who?
Silva? Nah...bit too obvious. Like BP petrol.
Or something. Would increase the comedy value.[/quote]


How about a plague doctor in a cravat, top hat and tails:
 
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:33 pm

I make Ambler dress like that before I'll let him touch me.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:33 pm

A bit archaic and unimaginative (there's some weird bloke at MI6 called Dragonpol using the same pic), but could work...


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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:34 pm

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I make Ambler dress like that before I'll let him touch me.


Does that sort of thing turn you on then?
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A bit archaic and unimaginative (there's some weird bloke at MI6 called Dragonpol using the same pic), but could work...

Yeah, dunno who he is. Bloody weirdo.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:35 pm

Largo's Shark wrote:
A bit archaic and unimaginative (there's some weird bloke at MI6 called Dragonpol using the same pic), but could work...


There you go with the bloody archaic again!
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:36 pm

I've tried that outfit. The beak makes for a great dildo.
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Erica Ambler wrote:
I don't mind Santa making me dress up. Not many women who'll let me bring my chainsaw into the bedroom.  

A real Eminem when it comes to the bedroom.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:36 pm

I wish I could persuade you to bring your scythe into the bedroom.
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I've tried that outfit. The beak makes for a great dildo.

And it doubles up as a great plague deterrant. Multi-tasking.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:37 pm

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I wish I could persuade you to bring your scythe into the bedroom.

That'd cut you down to size!
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:39 pm

Santa wrote:
I wish I could persuade you to bring your scythe into the bedroom.



I can see it now:


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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:39 pm

I'm bored now. Bye.
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PostSubject: Re: Banter   Banter - Page 5 EmptyMon Sep 02, 2013 7:40 pm

Santa wrote:
I'm bored now. Bye.


Oh, please don't go. I've got lots more jokes!
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