Banter

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

c

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

True story.

Erica Ambler wrote:

Oh go on, Santa. Send Brain that gif of me paddling you.

Brain?

And I just snorted wine out of my nose.

x

Erica Ambler wrote:

Whisky and predictive text. Puts chairs on your test.

Have you heard the story about the obese penguin. It broke the ice.

General Y Y wrote:

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

True story.

Well yes, that bit is true. I am prolific in my favours. And Sharky has an enormous penis which makes up for Ambler's lack of stature in that department.

Santa wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

True story.

Well yes, that bit is true. I am prolific in my favours. And Sharky has an enormous penis which makes up for Ambler's lack of stature in that department.

Yes, I heard of the B&B "love triangle" from a reliable source.

Santa wrote:

There's nothing wrong with...some hot and dirty sex every now and again.

Premarital sex is morally reprehensible and has no place in civilised society.

General Y Y wrote:

Santa wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

True story.

Well yes, that bit is true. I am prolific in my favours. And Sharky has an enormous penis which makes up for Ambler's lack of stature in that department.

Yes, I heard of the B&B "love triangle" from a reliable source.

hmm.... I wonder who that could be?

x

HJackson wrote:

Santa wrote:

There's nothing wrong with...some hot and dirty sex every now and again.

Premarital sex is morally reprehensible and has no place in civilised society.

You are a moralist - a vanishing species so I'm told.

Erica Ambler wrote:

If you don't want to sleep with me any more, Jackson, then you can tell to my face.

It's all went a bit complicated.

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

Santa wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

Largo's Shark wrote:

General Y Y wrote:

You are Ambler's bird.

And mine.

True story.

Well yes, that bit is true. I am prolific in my favours. And Sharky has an enormous penis which makes up for Ambler's lack of stature in that department.

Yes, I heard of the B&B "love triangle" from a reliable source.

hmm.... I wonder who that could be?

No idea.

x

HJackson wrote:

Santa wrote:

There's nothing wrong with...some hot and dirty sex every now and again.

Premarital sex is morally reprehensible and has no place in civilised society.

So you're not getting any?

It's not a triangle. It's more like a square, or sometimes a pentagon.

Santa wrote:

It's not a triangle. It's more like a square, or sometimes a pentagon.

Just be careful a plane doesn't crash into one of the sides*















* metaphor for a partner of one of your lovers, there.

x

Now I'm kind of snorting like a pig.

All very involving. Inclusive, like the Lib Dems.

Santa wrote:

Now I'm kind of snorting like a pig.

I'm enjoying your running commentary!

Ambler won't like being lumped in with the Lib Dems.

Santa wrote:

Ambler won't like being lumped in with the Lib Dems.

Is he a neo-Fascisti then?