The Royal Wedding: Do you give a rat's ass?

Personally, I don't care, as I'm not the one nailing Kate Middleton.

Though, I swear I almost took her home from the bar one morning last summer. I don't know, it's a little hazy now.

Maybe I should call the Enquirer anyway.

She's hot. But other than that. Not really.

Actually, I like that it will ensure another generation of young bogan women/single mothers on the cum will prevent the Republic Referendum from ever passing.

Yes, cos I'm paying for it. It's bad enough funding Rave's Hollywood every three weeks.

I'd be pissed too. Two cakes? That's just excessive!

Couldn't care less. Though it does seem a bit distasteful at a time when the British government is cutting costs left and right.

Speaking of costs, they did budget in a toupee, didn't they?

It'll make for the second 4-day weekend on the trot here in the UK, so that's nice ... and I bear them no ill will (no pun intended on the groom's name).

But will I be watching it? Nah.

What royal wedding?

Salomé wrote:

Couldn't care less. Though it does seem a bit distasteful at a time when the British government is cutting costs left and right.

Speaking of costs, they did budget in a toupee, didn't they?

I do but far less than others do in the press or the anarchists.

ambler wrote:

It's bad enough funding Rave's Hollywood every three weeks.

You know you love it.

Well, I shall have a quick look at the frock - out of sheer idle curiosity - and then enjoy the rest of my day off.

I hope Charles skips the throne so we can have a rootable queen ASAP.

I'll give my ass if a Royal sex-tape leaks out.

Speaking of... whatever happened to that picture that we tragically lost on Mi6?

God save her gracious cheeks
Long live her noble cheeks
God save her cheeks
Send them victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to bounce over us
God save her cheeks

I'm looking forward to seeing the dress as someone who has a nominal interest in fashion...

Other than that, I don't understand big weddings. It's a bunch of money for one day for a load of pictures of something with a %50 failure rate.

Nothing wrong with having a bit of a celebration, but people take things too far, and this is the epitome of that.

To be honest, I have a bit of interest in it. But, that's because I have an interest in the history of royal families. Did you know that Tsar Nicholas II, Kaiser William II and King George V are all related, yet they were fighting with each in the War?

Yes.

Myabe you should change that to a "who didnt know" there, FM. ;)

Speaking of Nicholas II, my great-great grandpappy, Mordechai CJBsky, had a three way with the Tsarina and Rasputin. Or so the family legend goes.

It was the men risking their lives who fought, not those inbred monarchs. Of course they were all related.

I woke up early to watch Charles and Di get hitched... but I was a kid and still believed in fairy tales.

I'm a bit curious to see Kate's dress - more just will it be modern or traditional.... But otherwise, I'm not interested. Certainly won't be getting up at 3 am to watch it. Hope they do well though. Will seems like a decent enough fella and if he makes it to king, that might be interesting.

colly wrote:

Myabe you should change that to a "who didnt know" there, FM. ;)

Oh well. I didn't know until about 2 weeks ago. :oops:

CJB wrote:

Speaking of Nicholas II, my great-great grandpappy, Mordechai CJBsky, had a three way with the Tsarina and Rasputin. Or so the family legend goes.

My, how your heart--among other things--must swell whenever you think of it.

Alas I could never swell as much as Rasputin could.

Nope and I couldn't give a flying monkeys on top of that rat's arse.


The light went out in that family when Diana went.
'Nuff said.