BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Fae wrote:

retrokitty wrote:

Fae, you can handle yourself. I don't fear that you'll tell your mum what Ambler is about to do to you and have her contact an admin.

Well, you'll not be able to tell her anyway - at least not right way... considering that jawbreaker gag in your mouth.

Didn't realise you were into that, Kitts.

We have the makings of a fine community already.

retrokitty wrote:

Fae, you can handle yourself.

I don't think she'll have to. If past history is anything to go by, she'll be inundated with offers.

Ravenstone wrote:

retrokitty wrote:

Fae, you can handle yourself.

I don't think she'll have to. If past history is anything to go by, she'll be inundated with offers.

Disgraceful.

ambler wrote:

Disgraceful.

Coming from you, that's a compliment indeed.

Have you missed me?

Ravenstone wrote:

Have you missed me?

You have no idea. I framed the bedsheets.

ambler wrote:

You have no idea. I framed the bedsheets.

Well, there's only so much one can expect a decent dry cleaners to tolerate. That's one reason why I prefer leather - wipe clean.

Ravenstone wrote:

That's one reason why I prefer leather - wipe clean.

I've had the master bedroom tiled. I just hose it down nowadays.

ambler wrote:

I've had the master bedroom tiled. I just hose it down nowadays.

I hope you use the spare hose.

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

I've had the master bedroom tiled. I just hose it down nowadays.

I hope you use the spare hose.

Hey, it's easy to criticize. I do the best I can.

Which reminds me. Oppers has been locked in the cellar for a week now. :shock: Back in five ...

ambler wrote:

Hey, it's easy to criticize.

It's what you pay me for.

Well - okay - it's all part of the service which you pay me for.

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Which reminds me. Oppers has been locked in the cellar for a week now. :shock: Back in five ...

Oh dear. Didn't you have to move house last time that happened?

Ravenstone wrote:

Oh dear. Didn't you have to move house last time that happened?

I think you'll find the coroner ruled it was 'death by misadventure'.

I was tired of the garden anyway. All that digging.

ambler wrote:

I was tired of the garden anyway. All that digging.

Yeah, but the fumes from the acid really used to give me a sore throat.

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

I was tired of the garden anyway. All that digging.

Yeah, but the fumes from the acid really used to give me a sore throat.

I've been out-bad-tasted and my grammar's gone up the chimney.

* defeated*

ambler wrote:

I've been out-bad-tasted and my grammar's gone up the chimney.

* defeated*

*curtseys* - *files fangs*

:lol!:

Remember - you invited me!

Ravenstone wrote:

Remember - you invited me!

Next time I won't ask. I'll just bring the van.

ambler wrote:

Next time I won't ask. I'll just bring the van.

I'll bring the gaffar tape.

It reeks of questionable men in here... :shock:

They were lured in by Fae and eaten alive by Rave.

Shouldn't you be in the cellar?

ambler wrote:

They were lured in by Fae and eaten alive by Rave.

*burps gently*

'scuse me.

Not a man among 'em complained.

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Shouldn't you be in the cellar?

That depends. Has she been good?

Ravenstone wrote:

That depends. Has she been good?

Not as good as you, ma bichette. Oppers tends to get hung up on the politics of penetration.

ambler wrote:

Oppers tends to get hung up on the politics of penetration.

Ah, well - I swing neither right nor left, of course.

Although I'm quite partial to the 'hung up' bit.

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

Oppers tends to get hung up on the politics of penetration.

Ah, well - I swing neither right nor left, of course.

I'm a centrist. Closer to the g-spot.

Sharky wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

Oppers tends to get hung up on the politics of penetration.

Ah, well - I swing neither right nor left, of course.

I'm a centrist. Closer to the g-spot.

As long as you're not a cummunist.

LOL
This is one of the best threads I've ever seen on any forum. To bad there's not a snake avie to go with this one. :cyclops:
Perhaps this is appropriate
I look forward to learning more on Baker Street. The adult alternative to Sesame Street.

Chang wrote:

I look forward to learning more on Baker Street.

Careful what you wish for, mate.

Chang wrote:

The adult alternative to Sesame Street.

I'll save Brown the trouble of suggesting we set up Sesame Street right under Baker Street for when CASINOROYALE & Co get their invites. ;)