BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

CJB wrote:

Sharky wrote:

I'm a centrist. Closer to the g-spot.

As long as you're not a cummunist.

What cunning linguists you are, gentlemen.

The last remark was derivative and brought this thread to a screeching halt.

It pains me to say this, but I shall have to give Rave a whipping. After I get back from church.

ambler wrote:

They were lured in by Fae and eaten alive by Rave.

Rave could always swallow better - it didn't seem fair to take her away from her natural calling.

And as a rower, yours would be pulling, wouldn't it Fae?

Quoted for relevance:

Vesper wrote:

The last time I did tequila shots I was smashing them two at a time with my best mate, chasing them with double blacks, and wound up hooking up with a girl who insisted she wasn't a hooker, and according to the website she referred me to, was not in the most technical interpretation of the word.

And then they changed Canberra's liquor laws. Ridiculous.

ambler wrote:

I once dated a girl who liked expensive presents, but always requested the receipt. Technically, she wasn't a hooker either.

Vesper wrote:

Yeah, she said (in coyer terms, lots of smiley faces and xxs) that she wouldn't root me socially till after I booked a session at her work, which yeah, kind of takes any technicality out of it.

Plus I'd say anytime your hand comes into contact with a penis in your work life as part of the service you provide, you're a hooker.

Surely this is a discussion for Baker Street, though?

ambler wrote:

Hooker or secretary. And yeah, one for Baker St.

React.

Fae wrote:

Rave could always swallow better

Keep at it, Fae ... practice makes perfect.

ambler wrote:

The last remark was derivative and brought this thread to a screeching halt.

It pains me to say this, but I shall have to give Rave a whipping. After I get back from church.

So - just another normal Sunday, then?

But will you be wearing your dog collar this time? Please?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Fae wrote:

Rave could always swallow better

Keep at it, Fae ... practice makes perfect.

I'm a natural. I just make it a rule to never put anything in my mouth I don't recognise.

Vesper wrote:

And as a rower, yours would be pulling, wouldn't it Fae?

Well ... it does help ... and we are good at other things ....

(posted from a FaceBook group called 'Reasons to date a rower)

Quote :

We're good at head.....races
We are always nearly naked
No matter how tired we are we always keep on going
We've had tons of training
We love doing it twice everyday.. sometimes more
We know how to control the slide with a good rhythm
We can party all night and are ready to go at 6am
We go in hard and come out wet
We follow the two rules in life - faster and harder
The only place we catch crabs is on the water
Our stroke is never off
Power Hour isn't just for erging
We love Practicing
We do it with 2, 4, or even 8 people
We Don't mind getting wet.
We Have Good Rhythym
We have good stamina
Sometimes we enjoy the pain
We love to go fast.
We can do it in water
We do it no matter the weather
3 Words: STROKE STROKE STROKE
We're very flexible
We don't mind getting hot and sweaty
We're tight and physically fit
We're fast and we've got endurance
We do what we’re told
We know how to control the slide with a good rhythm
We're used to working with a long, hard shaft
We give new meaning to the word "cox box"
We know how to stroke it
We love to wear spandex
We always finish hard and strong
We can do it fast or slow
We're always ready to go fast
It wont take long to get us undressed
We go commando because it’s less restrictive
No matter how tired we get we can always keep going
Eye protection is sometimes necessary
We don’t mind the shaft between our legs
We can perform well anywhere
We are ready to go on command
We go back and forth
We are used to doing things again and again, 'til we can't go on any longer'.
The entry is really important
We dive right in and get started
We get in, down and started after a little warm up
We always put in a hard thrust at the very end
We love to wear spandex
We have been trained well... lots of training to get this good
We know how to push it and work under HARD conditions
We may get tired but never stop in the middle
We start fast, stay strong, and finish hard
We can do it 2 different ways
We can “lean back, lean back”
We know how to back it up
We can get our rate up
We push hard
We go for a hard ten in the middle
We like it hard
We always finish
It’s harder when it’s rough and smoother when it’s calm

oarsome inyourendos

Not a single reference to watersports? Sack these amateurs.

Maybe you could remedy this, ambler. Make it clear what else needs to happen.

Of course, the main thing with rowers is the Cox is always so small.

Well I'm in, someone point me to the bar...
What's on tap?

Oppers, Rave, and Helga Kurylenko.

6X. Known in certain quarters in this area as 'sex'.

And the nearest thing my ex-husband ever managed to get to it as well.

I'm not on tap. I'm en pointe. Ten years of ballet lessons, and I can still put something behind my ears that drives men crazy.

danslittlefinger wrote:

Well I'm in, someone point me to the bar...
What's on tap?

Well, you've got some choices here DLF....

The Hooch thread for sharing stories of boozy nights and experiences.
Cocktail Corner for a bit of more formal learnings about the subject of alcohol and related topics.
And Drinking Games for those who want to share sillies ways of getting into the groove.

Ravenstone wrote:

Of course, the main thing with rowers is the Cox is always so small.

That is the issue with the Coxes. The rowers always have long shafts.

Fae wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

Of course, the main thing with rowers is the Cox is always so small.

That is the issue with the Coxes. The rowers always have long shafts.

And they use both hands on them. More speed I guess.

Some girls just like to oar themselves out.

CJB wrote:

Some girls just like to oar themselves out.

No I think it's because they like watching seaman struggle to win.

More like they like to watch hard and fast action that gets the adrenaline pumping.

danslittlefinger wrote:

And they use both hands on them. More speed I guess.

Depends - a smaller shaft means you can have two going at once .... the bigger ones do need both hands though.

It's tough work.

Fae wrote:

More like they like to watch hard and fast action that gets the adrenaline pumping.

danslittlefinger wrote:

And they use both hands on them. More speed I guess.

Depends - a smaller shaft means you can have two going at once .... the bigger ones do need both hands though.

It's tough work.

That wood must be smooth, I mean you would get pricked otherwise.

That's why rubber is sometimes needed.

Fae wrote:

That's why rubber is sometimes needed.

I couldn't do that so close to another person, there's no space is there?
Almost sitting on top of each other. :affraid:

And you've lost me there, DLF.

Ravenstone wrote:

I can still put something behind my ears that drives men crazy.

Ah, the scent of a woman ...

Anyways, just popped in to say that today is Rave's birthday. I'm sure you'll all want to give her a little something.