BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

ambler wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

I can still put something behind my ears that drives men crazy.

Ah, the scent of a woman ...

Which is why you should always apply perfume to your ankles.

Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Helga Kurylenko, a new addition to the Baker Street "team".



We're proud to say that, while away from Baker Street and mail-order bride services, Helga has appeared in such films as "Quantem of Solstice", "Hitman", and will soon be appearing in "Supermoon", a film that Ambler holds the rights to.

Helga is a disciple of the Strasberg school of acting so she likes to throw herself into parts body and soul. You're guaranteed a rewarding experience.

She is also the first girl we've employed to insist on bringing her own bed. Apparently each stain represents a fond memory.

Enjoy.

ambler wrote:

Helga is a disciple of the Strasberg school of acting so she likes to throw herself into parts body and soul. You're guaranteed a rewarding experience.

I thought she was a master of the Stanislutski system? Relate to your inner slut.

Sharky wrote:

I thought she was a master of the Stanislutski system?

You may be right. Helga talks a lot and I was concentrating on 'verifying the customer experience' at the time.

Business sure is slow right now, but, please, don't let Helga put you off, folks. There are lots of other girls to choose from.

I don't know ... Maybe I can persuade Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly to join us for a while?

Really need MOO7RE's input on this.

ambler wrote:

Really need MOO7RE's input on this.

Yes - I'm missing his input as well.

Maybe you should employ some stud muffins to attract the female of the species. After all, our money is as good as yours, y' know.

Ravenstone wrote:

Maybe you should employ some stud muffins to attract the female of the species. After all, our money is as good as yours, y' know.

Consider yourself hired. I look forward to inspecting the new arrivals.

ambler wrote:

I look forward to inspecting the new arrivals.

Not as much as I do.... :pirat:

While I was looking for the picnic table tattoo, I ran across this... It reminded me of ambler for some reason... not so much the complaint about no beer but something else.

The old bananas? Perhaps you'd care to elaborate.

The white fishnets?

I don't really know... sort of scared to investigate too much, really.

Maybe it has to do with a folded-up woman in an old rusty fridge.

ambler wrote:

I look forward to inspecting the new arrivals.

No-one said anything about a cavity search.
Are you a qualified gynaecologist Ambler, or is it just a hobby?

Chang wrote:

Are you a qualified gynaecologist Ambler, or is it just a hobby?

He likes to keep his hand in.

Ravenstone wrote:

Chang wrote:

Are you a qualified gynaecologist Ambler, or is it just a hobby?

He likes to keep his hand in.

Well it is serious buisness.

This is a buisness here - he's got to make sure everything is evalauted properly and throughly before sales.

retrokitty wrote:

While I was looking for the picnic table tattoo, I ran across this... It reminded me of ambler for some reason... not so much the complaint about no beer but something else.

ambler wrote:

Perhaps you'd care to elaborate.

retrokitty wrote:

I don't really know... sort of scared to investigate too much, really.

Maybe it has to do with a folded-up woman in an old rusty fridge.

You posted that picture not me and I find it pretty objectionable. Sex and other human foibles fascinate me, but that's no crime. However, violence is.

In the days of the countless 'Bond should slap women threads' on MI6 I always objected. I don't recall a peep from you.

ambler wrote:

In the days of the countless 'Bond should slap women threads' on MI6 I always objected. I don't recall a peep from you.

Well from a character standpoint, he likely should.

Salomé wrote:

ambler wrote:

In the days of the countless 'Bond should slap women threads' on MI6 I always objected. I don't recall a peep from you.

Well from a character standpoint, he likely should.

Been a while since I've read the novels, but I don't recall Bond slapping women. Anyway, that's by the by. Any comments I've made here were intended to amuse and entertain.

ambler wrote:

Anyway, that's by the by. Any comments I've made here were intended to amuse and entertain.

Same here, ambly... It's just play.

And amuse they do, Ambler. Keep up the stellar work.

Baker Street was a very different place in 1973. It had a more homely feel.

Quote :

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie ...

MOTHER!!!


Hang on....


No. My mistake.



DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should always match the belt to the bra and pants. How many times do I have to tell you?

Doesn't look like she'll need to go to the fridge for the milk, anyway.

Boxing returns to Baker Street this Sunday. The Natashas can't contain their enthusiasm.