BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Halle was pleased to see that when Pierce had said that he liked to suck on a fat Cuban now and again ... he'd meant cigars.

"James would you suck on my fingers please?"
" Wrong Bond Jinx. I' ve got my cigar to suck on thanks. Although later in the film I can stick little diamonds in your bellybutton if you'd like"

Jinx: Nice cigar
Bond: You should see where the smoke comes out of.

Jinx:"Pierce that's one hell of a pain face. You've outdone yourself"
Broz:"Yes, the squeezing of your tightly clenched butt cheeks does bring out the face"
Jinx:"And my smile face"
Tamahori:" Behave, you two! We'll get to the humping scene soon enough. In the meantime we've got more riveting dialogue to get through.
Tamahori screaming " Predators feasting at night!!!!!!!!!!!!!Who wrote this crap?!"
Jinx:" Keep squeezing Pierce!"

Jinx: Nice smoke James..
Bond: Rolled on a virgin's thigh...
Jinx: Well that counts me out then.

Good entries all! Any more before judging?

Winner:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Halle was pleased to see that when Pierce had said that he liked to suck on a fat Cuban now and again ... he'd meant cigars.

Over to you Bluntster.

Thank you kindly, LA! :)



There we go ...

That's one hell of a hood ornament.

or

That's going to take some scraping off.

or

If they turn the windscreen washers on now, I'm going to be circumcised.

Seeing Babs Broccoli out of the corner of his eye Dalton calculated how best to propel himself from the bonnet and still make it look like an accident.

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I think his Big End is showing....

Thanks, guys ... thought I might've picked a 'lemon' at first, but should've known you wouldn't let me down. :)

"God this is hard work but at least its manly Bond work.
Better than being soaking wet, sitting in a shower, sucking on fingers or trying on dresses for Babs."

'Mirror, signal, manoeuvre, kick out the windscreen, lie on the bonnet ... er, no, hang on a minute, that's not right ... '

"Damn, Q must be going senile, this truck was supposed to turn into a hangglider...."

OK then ... I declare CJB the winner, 'cause the suggestion that Bond would kick out the windscreen and crawl onto the bonnet of a moving truck just to get a closer look at lesbian mud-wrestling amused me greatly .

Over to you, CJB!

Cheers, Blunt. :)

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'What has you grinning so much?'.

'It'shhh jushhht nicessshh to be in a bed with no shhhhpiders in it'.

"There'sh plenty morre where that came frrom....."

"You do a great job playing an Asian, Zena? I could never pull that off"
" I know Sean. I had a premonition of your turning Japanese in a future film"

"Hey Zena, you know that little girl hanging around the set?"
"Yea sure - little two year Bab's Broccolli. She told me, she thought I should be playing M."
" Yep that's her. She told me I should be sucking on your fingers"
"Gag, how lame. My nails have to dry"
" I gave her a little a bum slap, told her to run along and go play with No's spider, but then she got all crabby and screamed 'just you wait, you Miss Oginist dinosaur.'"
" Heh Heh, kids!"
"btw do you know this Miss Oginist bird? Do I get to shag her too?"