BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

'Are we going to make love, James?'

'If only ... but guesshhh where that damned shhhhpider bit me'.

Bond thinks to himself: "if her hands are up there, then who's down there? Sylvia?"

"that never happened to the other fella, hey?"

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Judgement below:

tiffanywint wrote:

"Hey Zena, you know that little girl hanging around the set?"
"Yea sure - little two year Bab's Broccolli. She told me, she thought I should be playing M."
" Yep that's her. She told me I should be sucking on your fingers"
"Gag, how lame. My nails have to dry"
" I gave her a little a bum slap, told her to run along and go play with No's spider, but then she got all crabby and screamed 'just you wait, you Miss Oginist dinosaur.'"
" Heh Heh, kids!"
"btw do you know this Miss Oginist bird? Do I get to shag her too?"

First prize goes to the tiffmeister. Miss Oginist.

Thanks CJB! OK how about this photo and Q's wtf expression?




"My God Pierce, you just ran over Babs and Dench"
"Did I Des?! My mistake!"
"Damn it Pierce, now you've backed over them"
" I think I've got the hang of it then. I mean, oh my, must be more careful"

'Good God, 007 ... you've just repeatedly driven the car into a wall until it exploded!'

'Of course I have, Q ... what the hell would I want with a bloody BMW family saloon? Sort me out with an Aston, there's a good chap'.

'So, the phone drives the car ... that's great. But, c'mon Q ... how many texts and minutes a month do I get?'

' ... '

OK its been a week. 3 solid entries. I'll give the nod to Colly for:


"007 - you've crossed signals with my pacemaker! slow it down! slow it down!"
"I thought you never joked about your work, Q..."

Did you want to take this, colly? If you don't, I have an image I wouldn't mind seeing captioned... ;)

Okay, I'm officially hijacking the thread. You sleep, you lose!

New photo:


"Did you burn your bra, Barbara, or are you just happy to see me?"

GET CAPTIONING EVERYONE

'Hmm' thought Craig, 'on one hand, it's sunny enough for me to need shades ... but strangely enough on the other, Babs is clearly feeling the cold'.

"Dan, if you don't look me in the nipples right now, it's only gonna get worse!"
"Ok that's it! Take a seat! I'm off to get my camel-toe jeans!"

"Dan, I really like the beach work you did in your tighty blues....... and speaking of tighty blues, just for you today Dan, I thought I'd perk things up a titty-bit."

"Don't be such a pussy Dan. You can take the shades off, they're not going to poke your eyes out!"

"Dan, I know you're wondering! I call this my blue boobie-button top.
Get it Dan? Boobie-buttons!
"Dan,are you in a trance? Can you nip out of it please?!

Is peanut smuggling illegal in these parts?

Ravenstone wrote:

Is peanut smuggling illegal in these parts?

And its early in the week yet. Boobs, I mean Babs, has provided some great material here. Poor Craig. He can't bear to look.

As ever, Dan gives a woman his full attention. He's Fleming's Bond all right.

'I'm standing right next to you with nips like chapel hat-pegs and BOTH hands shoved deep into my front pockets ... can you guess why you were cast, hmmm?'

Babs: "Oh balls."
Craig: "Mine or yours?"

Winner:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

'I'm standing right next to you with nips like chapel hat-pegs and BOTH hands shoved deep into my front pockets ... can you guess why you were cast, hmmm?'

Ho ho ho, Dan the Craig's really getting quite the earful, isn't he...?

</St George>

Take it away, Blunstrument.

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Ho ho ho, Dan the Craig's really getting quite the earful, isn't he...?

</St George>

Crimbo, uni, fab four, if we're honest, black is white, doubleplusgood.

Thank you kindly, LA :) .




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