BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

"... and promenade your partner...."

Hehehe, cheers Rave - I was actually coming in to try to 'kickstart' this with a couple of my own -

Jaws - 'I always did like a man in uniform'

Or ... Bond - 'Good God, the things I do for England ... I'll not be putting THIS in the mission report, that's for sure'.

Well, I've had a busy weekend. At a cryptozoological conference.

Barbara: What's the surcharge on these "funbags", Avarice?!?

We're onto the one from TSWLM at the bottom of the previous page now, GS. :)

Avarice wrote:

Crimbo, uni, fab four, if we're honest, black is white, doubleplusgood.

me thinks!
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I'm too old for this crap. Is my stunt double on coffee break or something?
Can't Anya throw some of her fearsome karate chops at him instead!"
I thought we were down with the women's lib here!
Where's Babs, when you need her! Probably burning her training bra!"

Rog's fear of the metal teeth vanished when he felt a certain metal appendage going up his British End.....

^ That's a good one Laz. The Rog's face does seem suddenly fearful of something other than the teeth.:pale:

tiffanywint wrote:

^ That's a good one Laz. The Rog's face does seem suddenly fearful of something other than the teeth.:pale:

And Jaws looks equally involved, clearly looking as if he's struggling to heave something up. ;)

Lazenby. wrote:

Rog's fear of the metal teeth vanished when he felt a certain metal appendage going up his British End.....

The winner, I do believe ... take it away, Lazzers :) .

Bumpity bump ... c'mon, Lazzers!

He's too busy marching against tits in avatars. Ban baps before breakfast. (.)(.)

Black American Princesses? Halle Berry's greatest role.

You gonna take this, Lazenby? It's been two weeks now. If not, and if no-one has any objections...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6bolOsx8s

(I've got some captionable pictures, is all.)

Bring 'em on.

I only came across this thread a couple of days ago, and I found some of the entries (mostly the ones chosen as winners) to be pure quality.

I'm looking forward to contributing and competing for the coveted Denny's reservation.

Louis Armstrong wrote:

You gonna take this, Lazenby? It's been two weeks now. If not, and if no-one has any objections...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6bolOsx8s

(I've got some captionable pictures, is all.)

Why don't you go for it. Lazybee's dropped the ball, although his new icon would make a great entry.

You mean,

"While confronting his nemesis, 007 inadvertantly inspires Blofeld's subsequent escape strategy from the Whyte House."?

"Caught in a tight spot and noticing this new incarnation of Blofeld, seemed somewhat effete, Bond quickly adapted, hoping to lull his deadly adversary into thinking he was also a fellow show-tunes buff, before springing his deadly mouse-trap and his welcome to hell performance." :twisted:

Guy Hamilton: "You don't get off that lightly Sean... we've a nice pink tie to go with that..."

Sean Connery: "Damn, I'm phoning the fashion police..."

The first part of M's submission gets my vote.

As for part two,

"Harry Saltzman please...Harry, what the FUCK is this around my neck?!"

This pink tie stuff is real funny.:lol!:



And its so short. Wouldn't have to worry about it dipping in the veggie dip.

As Lazenby's postcount is currently at 666, he's probably gonna let it stay at that number for a while. Welcome to hell and all that. :)

New picture for this week:


Forster: "What are you doing, Daniel? What is this about sucking fingers...? Stop drooling. Focus!"
Giannini: "Affanculo! He's drunk as hell."

Bed, Bond & Beyond - GET CAPTIONING

Giannini: Dan's plastered - He can only keep up with about a quarter of what's happening.

Forster: Hmmm...

Forster: "You want to dump Mathis in a what, Dan ?!"
Giannini: " Let me kick his perfectly formed arse, Marc!"
Forster: " OK,calm down guys. Dan, that's enough of the fruity booze!! You're slobbering, and no Olga does not want you slobbering on her fingers. Gemma maybe though."
Craig: "Gemma? The freckle faced tart in the trench-coat? Is she even out of her training bra yet. I want the scrawny Russian!!!!!
Forster: "No Olga for you, but you can have a squeeze with Dench if you want."
Craig:"There's room for you in that dumpster too,Forster!"
Giannini: " That's it. I'm gonna toss him off the plane"
Forster: "Sigh. I'll help you!"