BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Zorin: So - the strap-on - that Grace was wearing - in the love scene - was thiiis big..!

MayDay (thinking): Roger tells this story better - of course, it is his story...

'Use my hands to try and measure the amount of disbelief suspension required from the audience by having a 57 year old play Bond? OK, here goes ... '

"Let's try it all together now: one, two, three!

'The choice for you is a view to a kill

Between the shades, assassination standing still...'

Whaddaya mean it doesn't make any sense? It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to rhyme! Okay, again from the top..."

"Whoah. Whow. Wowiee-wow-wow." "You're. Telling. Me. That. Main Strike. Isn't. Going. To. Be. Ready. By. The. Start Date?" Smiling shrug.
LOUD SCREAMS HEARD OFFSCREEN.

"If. You've. Got. To. Do. Anything. Best. Do IT. YoursELF!"

Could they just cast Walken as every villain from now on? Fantastic.

Louis Armstrong wrote:

"Now May Day had this uncomfortable thing hidden up her ass for five years. The other night when you slept with her, Mr. Bond? That was the first time anyone had seen it in ages."

I think its run its course and despite the imagery I have to go with this one ^^

Hit it Satchmo!

Thanks.

New image:


"What's my line again?"

Get captioning!

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Hey is anyone going to help me find my contact lens?

Craig was unsure if having Mr White use his giant remote-control trampoline to attack Bond had any place in this 'gritty' reboot, but he kept diplomatically quiet.

"Kneel before your MASTER!!
"Dan, if we'd wanted Frank Langella for the role, we would have hired Frank Langella."

lachesis wrote:

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Hey is anyone going to help me find my contact lens?

Winner. All yours, lachesis.

Daniel: Why i must stand for big thing with this enormous gun ?
Campbell: It going to be WHITESCREEN movie
Daniel: O,, and the Gun ?
Campbell: This is my second Bond movie and everthing must bigger and better.

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Winner. All yours, lachesis.

My apologies, I missed this, but thanks... so to go right up to date....



Queen:So I hear Judy is leaving, does that mean I can put my CV in for the new 'M', there's nothing on it of course, but I think I could bring some vitality back to the role......

'One of my predecessors met 2 chaps called Wint and Kidd ... they were a pair of Queens, ma'am'.

"Do try to keep up, Mr Craig, and ltry to look down occasionally - my corgies are still underfoot. And must you swing your arms like that? You look like Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five..."

("Blimey, if she doesn't jump from that helo, I might just chuck 'er out...")

"I'll be keeping an eye on the flight path and off Your Majesty's perfectly formed arse."

"You noticed?"

Following the sad death of her loyal corgi Monty, HRH adopts another mutt to take his place.

Quote :

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Bond reflects : the latest Bond Girl isn't up to the usual standard, even if she is better bred than the winner of the National.

Or:

There was no feasible way of keeping that British end up.

Dear Lachesis,

For what it's worth, I'd vote for Rave's second submission.

Sir is too kind.

and the winner is...

Ravenstone wrote:

Quote :

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There was no feasible way of keeping that British end up.

Agree with AMC here, take it away Ravenstone....

Oh I say. That was unexpected, I must say.

Okay

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"Of course it looks like a camera, asshole - that's because it is a sodding camera!"

Q: "Listen up old boy, they're planning to dump you for a semi-American fashion model clothes horse for the next film. Might do us good to take some nice shots of you in metrosexual poses..."

Bond: "Piss off".