'Skyfall' teaser poster unveiled

Makeshift Python wrote:

j7wild wrote:

I found DAF to be slapstick silly for Connery.

If it was a Moore's Bond, it would had worked better.

Connery's Bond in DAF is totally different. It wouldn't have worked with Moore.

I find DAF a lot funnier than any Moore Bond, and I find Connery funnier in DAF than I ever found Moore funny.

Makeshift Python wrote:

It will be followed by screenings of "From Russia With Love", "Diamonds Are Forever", "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" and "Casino Royale".

And when are they being screened?

May 17th, Thu, at 21:30, Dr. No aka James Bond contre Dr. No aka Docteur No, runtime 1h50

May 17th, Thu, at 23:30, Casino Royale aka Casino Royal runtime 2h24

May 20th, Sun, at 21:30, Diamonds Are Forever aka Les Diamants sont éternels, runtime 1h59

May 21st, Mon, at 21:30, From Russia With Love aka Bons baisers de Russie, runtime 1h55

May 23rd, Wed, at 21:30, On Her Majesty's Secret Service aka Au Service secret de sa Majesté, runtime 2h23

... Okay, is it just me, or did j7wild do something useful for once?

I know I should be thankful for it, but right now, I'm wondering whether something in the Matrix just got changed.

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

... Okay, is it just me, or did j7wild do something useful for once?

I know I should be thankful for it, but right now, I'm wondering whether something in the Matrix just got changed.

Nope, you swallowed the Blue Pill again.



Linkies:

DR NO
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/archives/ficheFilm/id/11256285/year/2012.html

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/archives/ficheFilm/id/11256485/year/2012.html

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/archives/ficheFilm/id/11256486/year/2012.html

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/archives/ficheFilm/id/11256287/year/2012.html

CASINO ROYALE
http://www.festival-cannes.fr/en/archives/ficheFilm/id/11256286/year/2012.html

So with the first James Bond film being screened on Thursday, I have to presume we should see the first Skyfall poster then.

:cheers:

Makeshift Python wrote:

In many ways DAF is more entertaining than GF and FYEO.

DAF s***s on GF. There, I said it. I dare anyone to stop me.

CJB wrote:

Makeshift Python wrote:

In many ways DAF is more entertaining than GF and FYEO.

DAF s***s on GF. There, I said it. I dare anyone to stop me.

I would but I don't like the look in your eyes.

Spotted this at CBn...



Oy vey. Forgive them, Desmond, they know not what they do!

Fuck me, is that what the new Q guy looks like? Can't see the point, and certainly can't see Craig responding much to a young guy. IMHO, they might as well have just ignored the reboot angle the way they did with Dench turning up in Casino Royale and just bring John Cleese back. The Bond/Q relationship works best with Q being semi-authoritive but also semi-fatherly, an old-school man to counter all of the modern trimmings and PC-ness elsewhere. This Q will just be another faceless MI6 suit, just like whoever the hell is playing Tanner at the moment. We've enough nerdy nu-men, so why not just keep Q as a cantankerous old c***?

CJB wrote:

Spotted this at CBn...



Oy vey. Forgive them, Desmond, they know not what they do!

Shouldn't it be 'Pay attention, 007'?

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Shouldn't it be 'Pay attention, 007'?

More like, "heyyyyy sup ur gay jame band lmao "

Teaser poster to be officially unveiled at 5 p.m. GMT tomorrow at 007.com.

https://twitter.com/#!/007/status/202843728321327104

8 HOURS AND COUNT-ING...

Sharky wrote:

8 HOURS AND COUNT-ING...

Huh? By my estimation, you've got closer to 20 hours.

And if it is being released at 5:00 pm GMT, that means it'll be available in the U.S. at 12:00 noon EST, and 11:33 CPT.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

Sharky wrote:

8 HOURS AND COUNT-ING...

Huh? By my estimation, you've got closer to 20 hours.

Misread that as 5am. My bad.

Jack Wade wrote:

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Shouldn't it be 'Pay attention, 007'?

More like, "heyyyyy sup ur gay jame band lmao "

Jack Wade wrote:

Teaser poster to be officially unveiled at 5 p.m. GMT tomorrow at 007.com.

"Eeeexcellent!"

CJB wrote:

Spotted this at CBn...



Oy vey. Forgive them, Desmond, they know not what they do!

I hope that's fake.

j7wild wrote:

I hope that's fake.

Nope. It's a leaked version of the poster at Cannes.

Jack Wade wrote:

j7wild wrote:

I hope that's fake.

Nope. It's a leaked version of the poster at Cannes.

Whatever the teaser poster actually looks like, I'm sure it'll be either a lone picture of a gun, a silhouette of Bond, or a monochromatic picture of Craig playing poker, or a shadow of Craig. Basically, it'll be meant to convey the idea that Bond is too cool to even appear in the teaser poster. It'll be very minimalist. Well, I guess that's what a teaser poster is supposed to be, but I digress. I wish for the days when we had bold, brash, big posters like these:



or this:




But not this:

Something with colour please.

No more emo/shadow bullshit.

5pm Gmt?

Crap.

That's 2am for me. And I'm leaving first thing tomorrow and won't be back until Sunday.

j7wild wrote:

I hope that's fake.

It's obviously fake.

I still have those 2 AVTAK posters still rolled up in the cardboard tube they came in.

They never been taken out and hang up on a wall or in a poster case and they've been kept dry all these years.

I also have other Bond posters from FYEO to TND, all in new condition, including the License Revoked one for TLD.

I wonder if they are worth anything.

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

j7wild wrote:

I hope that's fake.

It's obviously fake.

Gravity's says it's real.

Jayzuz, you two are made for each other.