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Harmsway Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 2801 Member Since : 2011-08-22
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:24 am | |
| - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- "Kincade helps M along" - are so vague that I can't help but think this is a fake.
That's how call sheets are. They're vague. To fake a call sheet, you'd really have to work on it. And this is just an excerpt of an extensive call sheet with all the mundane details that do make it seem 100% legit. - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- Likewise, it lists both the 6th and 7th of February as a Monday and has an entire day dedicated to filming a scene (the shaving) that production would only get one take to get right.
Not unless the shaving is an extended dialogue scene. |
| | | Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8500 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:26 am | |
| Not sure whether the above are spoilers or whatever (Kincade helps M along...), but can we please make an effort to conceal whatever may be spoilers. Some of us want to go in almost blind (save for the trailer, etc). |
| | | Napoleon Solo 'R'
Posts : 236 Member Since : 2011-09-07
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:38 pm | |
| The call sheet was being sold on eBay last weekend. The James Bond Brasil site apparently bought it. There may be two more being auctioned now.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/James-Bond-Skyfall-Crowd-Pass-And-Call-Sheet-/290681039023?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item43adf0a8af
http://www.ebay.com/itm/James-Bond-Skyfall-Call-Sheet-/290681040432?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item43adf0ae30
The James Bond Brasil site has posted copies of six pages from the call sheets:
http://jamesbondbrasil.com/2012/03/vazam-informacoes-sobre-trama-de-007-operacao-skyfall-2/ |
| | | trevanian Head of Station
Posts : 1959 Member Since : 2011-03-15 Location : Pac NW
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:48 pm | |
| - dr. strangelove wrote:
- Spoilers ahead...
The part about Bond discussing his childhood with M over a drink is seriously concerning to me. Christ, yes! It's one thing for Bond to have a moment of reverie in his head during the books, but to verbalize? And to M? I thought that this character was actually coming close to being something like Bond in the QUANTUM revealed / Tosca part of QoS, but this probably takes the whole thing back to zero for me, unless there is some kind of tricking M thing going on with him. And even if it is that, they should have found a more credible way to do it, because this sounds like Another Way To Die (for the film that is) in my mind. |
| | | trevanian Head of Station
Posts : 1959 Member Since : 2011-03-15 Location : Pac NW
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:52 pm | |
| - Sharky wrote:
- Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- Likewise, it lists both the 6th and 7th of February as a Monday and has an entire day dedicated to filming a scene (the shaving) that production would only get one take to get right.
Not necessarily. Perhaps Eve is giving Bond a Brazilian? Probably just clearing the debris of stubble visible in most pics. I'm assuming that is limited to his face, but ? |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:07 pm | |
| - dr. strangelove wrote:
- Spoilers ahead...
The part about Bond discussing his childhood with M over a drink is seriously concerning to me.
Which basically tells you everything about SKYFALL that you need to know. - Quote :
- That's just a disaster waiting to happen. Eve shaving Bond is also a little....odd.
I'm surprised that Babs isn't having Mendes have Bond shave Eve's legs. - Quote :
- and that the baddie is named Silva.
The bad guy's name sounds like something Miley Cyrus would smoke in a bong. This film has EPIC FAIL written all over it. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:09 pm | |
| - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- I love the way people have already judged this based on a single line in a leaked call sheet that we have no way of verifying as being legit. Seriously, reading some of the descriptions of filming - for example. "Kincade helps M along" - are so vague that I can't help but think this is a fake. Likewise, it lists both the 6th and 7th of February as a Monday and has an entire day dedicated to filming a scene (the shaving) that production would only get one take to get right.
First of all, every other rumor that has come out about SKYFALL has turned out to be true, so as far as I'm concerned, EON is guilty until proven innocent. Secondly, it's a Sam Mendes film. He'd take 2 or 3 days filming Craig take a piss if that's what he feels he needs. The shoot is an epic 7 months long. Babs has given Sam the keys to the kingdom. He is free to do whatever he wants with the series, no matter how long it takes. I wouldn't be surprised if the film comes out Summer of 2013. |
| | | Napoleon Solo 'R'
Posts : 236 Member Since : 2011-09-07
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:13 pm | |
| James Bond Brasil said it had to take down the images of the Skyfall call sheets. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:51 pm | |
| - Napoleon Solo wrote:
- James Bond Brasil said it had to take down the images of the Skyfall call sheets.
Translation = call sheets were legitimate Clearly EON doesn't want us to be disappointed in the film until they actually release it. |
| | | Napoleon Solo 'R'
Posts : 236 Member Since : 2011-09-07
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:07 pm | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- Napoleon Solo wrote:
- James Bond Brasil said it had to take down the images of the Skyfall call sheets.
Translation = call sheets were legitimate
Clearly EON doesn't want us to be disappointed in the film until they actually release it. Does seem unlikely they'd force a Web site to take the images down if they were fakes, doesn't it? |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:42 pm | |
| - Napoleon Solo wrote:
- Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- Napoleon Solo wrote:
- James Bond Brasil said it had to take down the images of the Skyfall call sheets.
Translation = call sheets were legitimate
Clearly EON doesn't want us to be disappointed in the film until they actually release it. Does seem unlikely they'd force a Web site to take the images down if they were fakes, doesn't it? Remember when one of those other websites published excepts from the DIE ANOTHER DAY script while the movie was being produced, and EON/MGM got the website shut down for a few weeks, and then when the site came back up they were not allowed to use images from the movies on their site and to this very day, like 10 years later or something, they still don't have a single MGM-authorized photo? It's kind of like that. In this case, whoever James Bond Brasil is, he got his hands on some authentic call sheets and then got a "call" from one of EON's lawyers. Probably Pierce O'Donnell if he's still alive. I have a case of the sads for Prisoner Monkeyballs. He's trying so hard to act as if the critics of SKYFALL are somehow out of touch or hysterical or over-reacting based on 'vague call sheets which probably aren't true', yet the call sheets clearly were. I can' t wait to see how PMS spins this. |
| | | Napoleon Solo 'R'
Posts : 236 Member Since : 2011-09-07
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:15 pm | |
| Here's a quick list of things that have been reported:
1. Skyfall cutting back on number of foreign locations. Later, Naomie Harris in a public setting makes a comment about how Skyfall isn't that big on locations. I suppose you can say this remains to be verified.
2. Daniel Craig would have a beard in Skyfall. Well, at least part of it he will, since confirmed with the official poublicity still, shots by photographers when filming began.
3. Bond 23 would be titled Skyfall. Confirmed at November press conference.
4. Ralph Fiennes was in the cast. Confirmed at November press conference.
5. Albert Fiennes was in the cast. Confirmed at November press conference.
6. Naomie Harris is in the cast. Confirmed at November press conference.
7. Naomie Harris will play Moneypenny. You tell me. It appeared to be denied definitvely, but it's resurfaced again and people are going back and looking at the comments she and others made more carefully.
8. Berenice Marlohe is in the cast. Confirmed at November press conference.
9. Javier Bardem is in the cast. Confirmed by the actor in an ABC interview.
10. Skyfall would have a U.S. release date of November 2012 (first reported in late 2010, confirmed in January 2011 press release).
11. Sam Mendes being considered to direct Skyfall . Confirmed by director's publicist to a U.K. newspaper, denied by the director in a Wall Street Journal interview a few days later. Confirmed by Eon in January 2011 press release.
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| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:16 pm | |
| - GeneralGogol wrote:
- It took seven films to happen, but M has finally become the leading Bond girl. I'll bring a tranquilizer to the cinema just in case. Or a 26-ouncer. Or both.
Anyone want to take a bet on when Barbara Broccoli eventually casts herself as a Bond Girl? |
| | | Prisoner Monkeys Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 2849 Member Since : 2011-10-29 Location : Located
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:10 pm | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- He's trying so hard to act as if the critics of SKYFALL are somehow out of touch or hysterical or over-reacting based on 'vague call sheets which probably aren't true', yet the call sheets clearly were.
If EON asked for the call sheets to be taken down, then I'm satisfied that they were legitimate. I simply wanted some evidence that they were the genuine article to begin with, since it wouldn't be too difficult for some enterpreising soul to do a mock-up of a call sheet themselves, and then "leak" it and watch it take like wildfire. Don't you remember the time Spynovelfan started a rumour at CBn just to prove a point, and it rapidly ballooned out of control? Nevertheless, you're not off the hook. As has been pointed out to me, call sheets are oftentimes vague because they simply give the cast and crew and overview of what it being shot - almost like a reference guide to the script; the people involved in the day's shooting can use the call sheet to find the scenes due to be shot in the script with ease. No further detail is necessary. However, you still posted this: - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- dr. strangelove wrote:
- The part about Bond discussing his childhood with M over a drink is seriously concerning to me.
Which basically tells you everything about SKYFALL that you need to know. Really? Do you know the details of this scene? Have you read a copy of the script? What do you have, beyond a single, simple sentence, that this is undeinable proof of the quality of the script? I'm amazed at your ability to judge an entire film on the basis of a single, out-of-context sentence. Or could it be - shock, horror - that you're looking for reasons to hate the film before you've actually seen it? - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- as far as I'm concerned, EON is guilty until proven innocent.
And you're an idiot until proven otherwise. Based on what I've seen, you're only ever happy when you've got something to bitch about. I'm sure you can excuse me if I'd rather get my hopes up and be disappointed once in a while, as opposed to preaching doom and gloom and then being proven right every time. Honestly, I pity you. Your high-prized cynicism isn't the virtue you so obviously want it to be. The ability to tell when people are bullshitting you is a very useful skill. But your ability to assume everyone is bullshitting you as a matter of course is just pathetic. Worse, you seem to think you are the only person capable of this, which just makes you downright patronising. |
| | | TedHeath Cipher Clerk
Posts : 138 Member Since : 2011-12-31 Location : United States
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:29 pm | |
| - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- as far as I'm concerned, EON is guilty until proven innocent.
And you're an idiot until proven otherwise. Really mature. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:37 pm | |
| - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
- Don't you remember the time Spynovelfan started a rumour at CBn just to prove a point, and it rapidly ballooned out of control?
Of course I remember that. I was the one who told Screenrant.com that Spynovelfan was lying to them and trying to get them to run a bogus story. Felt good to snitch on him; he got what he deserved. So, who are you? I don't remember a PrisonerMonkey over at CBn. What's your name over there? - Quote :
- However, you still posted this:
- Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- dr. strangelove wrote:
- The part about Bond discussing his childhood with M over a drink is seriously concerning to me.
Which basically tells you everything about SKYFALL that you need to know. Really? Do you know the details of this scene? Um, yes. Bond......M............in a bar............drinking.........discussing his childhood. It's pretty much all there on the er, uh, call sheet. I'm sure the scene is going to be something along the lines of Bond discussing how he was buggered as a child by a priest and that is why he acts recklessly and rebels against authority. - Quote :
- Have you read a copy of the script? Or could it be - shock, horror - that you're looking for reasons to hate the film before you've actually seen it?
What's behind door #2. - Quote :
- you're only ever happy when you've got something to bitch about.
Yeah, pretty much. Want to know where I went so horribly wrong? Right here: I'm an IDIOT? Babs made me! Remember? When she dropped James Bond into a blonde wig, high heels and a dress. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think I didn't try. R.I.P James Bond 007 (murdered March 8th, 2011)
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| | | Largo's Shark 00 Agent
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| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:37 pm | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- So, who are you? I don't remember a PrisonerMonkey over at CBn. What's your name over there?
Captain Tightpants. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:43 pm | |
| - Sharky wrote:
- Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- So, who are you? I don't remember a PrisonerMonkey over at CBn. What's your name over there?
Captain Tightpants. The face is familiar. As is the manner. |
| | | Prisoner Monkeys Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 2849 Member Since : 2011-10-29 Location : Located
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:51 pm | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- Um, yes. Bond......M............in a bar............drinking.........discussing his childhood. It's pretty much all there on the er, uh, call sheet.
I was thinking something more specific. You know, details of the scene. - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- I'm sure the scene is going to be something along the lines of Bond discussing how he was buggered as a child by a priest and that is why he acts recklessly and rebels against authority.
You have no evidence of that. - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- What's behind door #2.
Yeah, pretty much. I thought so. - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- Want to know where I went so horribly wrong? Right here:
I'm an IDIOT? Babs made me! Remember? When she dropped James Bond into a blonde wig, high heels and a dress. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think I didn't try.
R.I.P James Bond 007 (murdered March 8th, 2011) That's strange. I remember you being flagrantly cynical on the old MI6 forums. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3994 Member Since : 2011-04-15 Location : Inside my safe space
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:15 pm | |
| - Prisoner Monkeys wrote:
That's strange. I remember you being flagrantly cynical on the old MI6 forums. One has to be "cynical" and have thick skin if they are going to debate that Roger Moore was the best Bond ever, that Sean Connery only ranked in the middle, that AVTAK is a classic film, that Gardner is an underrated novelist, and LICENSE TO KILL REVOKED was pure sh**e. Having said all that....I'm flattered that you remember me from a forum that I haven't posted in since the summer of 2006. Never let it be said that Gravity's Silhouette fails to make an impression, good or bad. |
| | | bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
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| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:52 pm | |
| - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
Want to know where I went so horribly wrong? Right here:
I'm an IDIOT? Babs made me! Remember? When she dropped James Bond into a blonde wig, high heels and a dress. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think I didn't try.
R.I.P James Bond 007 (murdered March 8th, 2011) The thing about that episode is....no one seems to ever comment on it in any news item about James Bond or Skyfall. When Craig was first cast, almost every other news item about Casino Royale mentioned the controversy about his casting, and the craignotbond site...but no one raises that moment about Bond in a dress. Or at least in any item I've read recently...as sporadically as they come.... I don't see it having any kind of adverse residual effect. |
| | | Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6400 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:05 am | |
| What Ms. Sects said.
To be honest, I'm fucking sick of said thing being (if you'll pardon the pun) dragged up ... a year on, Gravy is literally the only person I know who still gives a shit about it (if they even knew of it in the first place). Personally, I think it was at best misguided ... but by the time Skyfall's released, I'm willing to bet it will be even longer forgotten. |
| | | Gravity's Silhouette Potential 00 Agent
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| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:44 am | |
| - Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
The thing about that episode is....no one seems to ever comment on it in any news item about James Bond or Skyfall. When Craig was first cast, almost every other news item about Casino Royale mentioned the controversy about his casting, and the craignotbond site...but no one raises that moment about Bond in a dress. Or at least in any item I've read recently...as sporadically as they come....
I don't see it having any kind of adverse residual effect. I agree that it probably won't hurt the box office, but there was considerable controversy surrounding the advert at the time it came out. The thing about our culture in the United States is that we suffer from information overload, and we tend to move from one controversy to the next rather quickly. Craig-in-a-dress is indicative of everything that is wrong with the series right now, including scenes of Bond discussing his childhood with M over drinks in a bar. |
| | | Lazenby. Head of Station
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| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:54 am | |
| - Sharky wrote:
- A call sheet has leaked and been posted on James Bond Brazil by Marketto. Big spoilers ahead.
- Spoiler:
Holy shit, that call sheet reads like an inspired spoof of the Babs & Dench era. If it were directed as such, it would work brilliantly. But, as it stands as a faux-serious Bond flick, it goes well above and beyond even my predictions for just how bad this thing was gonna get. Wow, they just refuse to learn a fucking thing. Just to try and offset the inevitable response from Prisoner Monkeys, let's take a look at this highly-prized piece of toilet paper in greater detail.... - Spoiler:
"Tanner learns someone is accessing the flash drive" Fuck me, I thought it was faintly ridiculous that Bond himself could hack into M's computer in CR. Now, and I think we're safe to assume on this, it looks as if somebody from God only knows where has gotten access to MI6's computers. Christ, this should be the most secure shit in the world. And this lazy avenue of thought is tired as fuck (and that's before I even mention the likelihood that this plot element will involve yet another fucking MI6 traitor), though it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to find out that Purvis and Wade spend their spare time watching sh**e like Die Hard 4.0 instead of believable spy thrillers if their output thus far is anything to go by. "Car stopped by security. M climbs out angry" Oh my good fucking lord, for fuck's sake are these people taking the complete and utter piss now? How much more stupid can they possibly make this tiresome, irritant old bag of a character? When I referred to SkyFail as TWINE Part II a year or so ago, this is exactly the kind of crap I meant. Security stops M's car. This is security, for fuck's sake. Top brass British security looking after the head of MI6. There could be a fucking assassin lurking or anything. Yet the daft old bag, ever hungry for big screen-dominating moments, gets out of the fucking car, doubtless to spout some psychobabble sh**e to some badly-acted security guards. In the real world, or in a proper drama film made by people who know what the fuck they're doing, an expendable lackie would be the one to get out of the car and ask questions. But no, this is all about M. Or more that M is played by Dench, so we have to have this kind of shit time and again. Just M "getting out of a car angry" has me pissed off by this point, I'm so sick of the wretched harradin. "M yells at the bridge guards.... Boom" My God, I hope this means the end of the c*nt. Bet she survives to dominate the rest of the film though. And yeah right it would be M, in complete and utter danger and exposed, who'd be out there fucking shouting. Yelling followed by a big "Boom" as presumably MI6 is attacked.... TWINE again. Fucking hell, anyone with an ounce of enthusiasm left for SkyFail, go watch TWINE. Then check out who's writing SkyFail, who's producing it, who's playing M in it and observe the equally wrongheaded and deluded choice of director. Even Prisoner Monkeys doesn't hold a hope in hell for this crap, he's just being stubborn in the pipedream of getting on the payroll. "Eve shaves Bond" And no doubt M puts the L'Oreal Men Expert cream on his face afterwards. The pussification continues. Now the poor c*nt can't even shave himself. "Bond runs and kills one of Silva's men" Running and shooting. Oh well, there's at least a faint glimmer of hope that this sequence won't involve rooftops or CGI. Great villain name too, did they come up with that while they were watching a Man City match? And I thought Renard was a boring c*nt of a name. And note another Lazenby prediction coming to boringly predictable fruition about this dire era: Naming the villains after colours. We've now had White, Greene and Silva. I'm past caring already, so I couldn't give a sh*t if the big Blofeld-type at the end of this silly f*cking rainbow is Mr Gold, Mr Sponk-White or Mr Shit-Brown. "Silva sees M and Kincade" Shit, the old bugger survives the explosion, though I feared she would. If the last six Bond films aren't awful enough to kill this c*nt, nothing is. Kincade? Name rings a bell from Bowfinger, probably essential viewing for P&W while writing their "serious" films. "Kincade helps M along" Exactly. Spells out in bright letters that the senile old codger is pushing 100, can't walk unassisted and should have been put down at least three films ago. As it stands, she's giving James Bond a run for his money as the focal point of the f*cking series. Everybody involved in this film is f*cking mental. Yep, there's a touch of the j7's about such a statement, but this whole franchise now seems Lucas-ian in that seemingly not a single person on or off camera will stand up to the big boss and say "what the f*ck are you doing?". "Silva is excited as he sees M" Well, he's f*cking alone on that. Unless he's excited because he's about to give her two (or preferably six) in the head. "M wakes in the car - no Bond" Yes, because M is supposed to wake up next to James Bond. We all knew Babs would get us to this point eventually. Hope Bond didn't steal her dress while she was asleep. "Bond & M share a drink. Bond tells of his childhood" This can't be f*cking happening. Even Prisoner Monkeys wouldn't write that. "Emotion", and in the hands of such trustworthy writers. If this doesn't turn out to be f*cking excruciating, it would be a miracle. Michael G Wilson, please come back to us. Whatever they've got you hooked on to support this crap, you can beat it. Remember Popeye Doyle in FCII? They screwed the c*nt up on smack, but he still fought it and gave the bastard responsible the bullet. Do it Mike, take this series back. DO IT. Remember Moonraker Mike? Roger Moore, smut, brilliant real stunts, exotic pussy aplenty from all over the f*cking world, great one-liners, fun, James Bond in men's clothes, a brilliant M, awesome sense of scale, great villain, beautiful title song, brilliant f*cking music score? What the f*ck have you stood by and allowed to happen? Answer us, you c*nt. This is the limit. It's f*cking enemy action now. Hell, the guy was as American as f*cking McDonalds as Bond and couldn't fight his way out of f*cking bed, and I never in my wildest nightmares thought I'd ever say this, but.... I MISS PIERCE BROSNAN. Only in the way that I'd miss having a headache if I'd just gotten terminal warts on my f*cking arse, but nevertheless.... this sh*t can't get any worse. This isn't a 50th anniversary film, it's a 17th anniversary film. James Bond died when the bastards paid off Dalton and Cubby got sick. Roll on Bond 24, written by Prisoner f*cking Monkeys, where Bond tells us how he found his feminine side in the arse of a man up a mountain in Glentoran while on a boy scouts mission. Can't f*cking wait.
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| | | CJB 00 Agent
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| Subject: Re: Skyfall (2012) - UK Oct 26th , US Nov 9th [SPOILERS] Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:24 am | |
| I'm trying to avoid spoilers to the best of my ability, but... - Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
- including scenes of Bond discussing his childhood with M over drinks in a bar.
... Is this for real? |
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